Ha ha! Awesome man! No one has ever made a joke like this before!

you forget that subaru’s are bullshit assmasters.

hahahahaha 9/10 who buy a Subaru both dont know how their AWD works and also never fucking need it in any real capacity. Every person in WA that buys a Subaru will tell you they did it for the Awd because, ya know, it rains a lot here. lol k.

Ironic that Subaru, which is pretty well known for reliability issues, is somehow being held up as reliable one here.

Ugly and slow AF

Hey, honey, can I take some photos of you? You’d look so striking down by the river.

Until you meet a GTI with the JB1 tune.

I have an 07 Scion tC, and while it has never left me stranded, it definitely has had the worst reliability of any car I’ve owned from new or close to new. It’s also been a rattle-trap since day one. For all the shit people give domestics, I have had much better reliability with my GM & Ford vehicles. I shan’t be…

If you were convicted of a crime and the judge decreed your punishment to be having your penis slammed in a car door would you prefer to be erect or flaccid?

“Who’s Deadmau five?”

I had an ‘03 Matrix XR 4WD - great looking car (very European hot-hatch feel) but fucking terrible other than that. Taught me to never buy a first model-year car again. The best one for me was an issue where if the outside temps got below -14F at night (which happens frequently in VT winters) the headlights would come…

OH MY GOD. some one on Jalop refered to a VW as reliable. The world is over?????

I like how one Brother lets them “tie”. My thoughts during that part of the commercial were that my Bro better have cancer or some other terrible tragedy going on in his life and then I would probably still try to beat him.

I had a 2003 Matrix XRS. All the door seals fell off within a few days of ownership. Then a month later the wheel sensor stopped working which caused the ABS and speedometer and odometer to stop working. I considered not having it fixed because of the odometer part... Most of the door trim plastics fell off over the…

Prepare yourself for the slams we are going to get for saying that VWs are reliable. I have had 140,000 trouble free miles in my jetta. My corolla Shit con rod bearings at 125,000 miles.

last good Corolla was the e110-serries (‘95-2000) even though they never got the 2zz, the 1zz-fe was pretty OK, the chassis was communicative (if not highly capable) and the build and materials quality was impeccable, even on the poverty-spec plastic-filled base models.

The engine was also in the Pontiac Vibe GT. I read that they engine and tranny are engineered together so that the car performs best when shifted at 8,000RPM as it puts the car at 6,000RPM in the next gear where the variable valve timing kicks in. The engine doesn’t get the respect it deserves. Especially considering…

It shot my wife in the face

to be fair.... more than half of the people who buy cars from car lots, used especially, are complete & total shitwits. It’s a proven fact. Spend a year or two standing around on a car lot & it becomes IRREFUTABLE.

Why? the interior is nice enough to still feel premium even at that price. The platform is very solid feeling. The performance is there stock and modding for a lot more is ridiculously easy. The amount of features packed in is certainly on par(radar-guided cruise, Android Auto, etc.). And it’s practical with tons of…