So let’s sum up:

RV > tent if either (1) kids, or (2) bears.

I once called FUCKINGAHELLYEAHROCKANDROLL247 Traci Wild on the Point one time and asked her to play Wilco and she totally dissed me. I explained, no, back in the Alex Luke days of the Point, I was introduced to Wilco on this very station. She’d have none of it. When I said this station calls itself ‘Everything…

Pulled this dumbass out...again.

Ignore the writer. Only an insane person would choose a Mini Cooper over a GTI.

Don’t listen to anything he says, ever.

Does driving it give you the strong urge to bag it and throw on gold bbs dish wheels? Also have you placed the vdub mandatory faux European plate onto the front?

yeah man, i hate it when my neighbors do what they want on their own property that they pay taxes on even though i didn’t bother to move into a neighborhood with an HOA so i could actually do something about it.

It’s like Halle said “You know my movie The Call? Let’s just do that again but this time not have me sitting on the phone for most of the movie. Also, nobody cares if some basic girl like Abigail Breslin is kidnapped, so let’s make it a younger, cute as hell boy. He can be my kid so I have more opportunities to scream…

This isn’t an accident, it’s a fault, we need to start calling ‘em as they are.

Draw a couple dongs on it, and boom, you’ve got equality. Should be good to go then.

The car is insanely great.

It’s a GM built German car with a British engine expected to survive American driving disciplines.

You best start believing in shitty Cadillacs, Mr. George. You are in one.

People shouldn’t hate on the Catera so much. It was the experiment that led to the path for all modern Cadillacs that we love today.

No whackos drive 500 Abarths.

This is the Toyota Camry of jokes that get stars on Jalopnik.

A GTI (the new one anyway) is also faster than an ST at everything except depreciation. +1 for this is your Camry of hot hatches

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

MNIVET. The LS1 Miata guy shooting the video. His bloody tag says “MNIVET” and yet he hasn’t been charged.