Year 1: Bad player

Half a gram is what they put in their coffee to start the morning.

half a gram of cocaine

why in the world is that a felony?

I have been to my fair share of baseball games in Oakland and San Francisco. Never have I heard the n-word thrown around. Especially loud enough for the goddamn center fielder to hear. Fuck that racist bullshit.

I remember when Joel Ward for the Capitals knocked the Bruins out of the playoffs with a game winner and his Twitter feed blew up with racist trash from Boston saying gawd awful shit. The sports guy wrote an article the next day saying that the same thing would happen for pretty much any city that goes through that…

The best fans in baseball would never tolerate this shit

They are instead this guy:

Boston sports fans, a least a lot of them, are townie losers who are essentially new england hicks. I still remember the Subban stuff.

Last finals was the first time in my estimation that he showed that Jordan-esque will to win...

Seemingly every year, the NBA Playoffs prove that the regular season is too long by half.

Progressive snatch pulls

Gordon Hayward looks like a Pixar version of himself. Somehow.

An equally valid question: Can Gobert hang with the Warriors’ smaller players in the pick and roll? That might go as far in determining how long this series goes as Hayward’s performance.

Collinsworth owns the most analytical football website in the world. You may not enjoy ProFootballFocus, but you can’t say they lack objectivity.

Mayock is fine in smaller doses. Collinsworth is a crime against objective intelligent analysis

I love Mayock. He knows his shit and I’m a sucker for that familiar accent. I also enjoy Collinsworth.

The God-level hypocrisy of a guy that did everything the wrong way for like 30 years, had the time of his life, and now makes millions on TV, telling kids to keep on the straight and narrow.

I slept in classrooms. Nobody ever treated it like an accomplishment.

I love how he goes from grandma to “get to the damn quarterback!”