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Jay Peterman, world famous seller of clothes and the best the Jets could scrape together to play QB. They were also going to make history by bringing in Elaine Benes to play wide receiver but she refused to take off an Orioles hat to put on the helmet so they had to cut her.

Apparently there’s been a qb apocalypse in Buffalo and Peterman is Nathan Peterman, who is taking most of the reps for the Bills right now.

Nathan Peterman, rookie QB for the Bills (whose first 2 QBs have concussions).

These 11 QBs are confirmed/ possible Wk 1 starters: Bortles, Tolzien, Peterman, Goff, Savage, McCown, Glennon, Cutler, Kizer, Siemian, Hoyer

This isn’t right. Flair said a few years ago that when he dies “it’ll be in this ring or on top of a wild woman.”

Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO

Let’s all do him the solid of only picturing him in the glory days of his youth. That kind of muscle at a young age doesn’t always age well.

This is obvious, but that dude was really, really strong. To not lose his grip when his body slammed into the wall is incredible.

Probably something in the water. Or chili. Or chili water.

Jesus Christ even teenagers looked like they were 40 years old back in the 80s.

As anyone who has attended an event with tens of thousands of people will tell you (a sporting event for example) cell service is questionable at very best, this should have been expected.

“one board member held up a thick stack of papers

*shakes head*

She said her father is “my best friend and my rock.”

This is what I hate about the argument being put forth. No one in their fucking right mind up to election night ever imagined in their worst-case-scenario that Trump would ever win. You, me, the rest of the voters, and even the Republicans.

People can sit there and say Hillary was a bad candidate, but she beat

No, the problem is the Democratic establishment is a bunch of morons. If the Clinton team couldn’t tell they might just possibly have an issue in Wisconsin when they ignored the state for the entirety of the general campaign, or Michigan, when Debbie Dingell was all but screaming to the DNC that things were going

We don’t need a frontrunner at this point. At this point in 2005, who the fuck thought Obama would be the nominee 3 years later?

Yet another way assholes try to get you to look at them.

An excuse for 21st century yuppies to drink a shitload since nothing in the future won’t revolve around their goddamned kids.

What the fuck is a gender reveal party?