It is a cosmic injustice if Westbrook isn’t crash bandicoot.

I am still in awe of Yakov Smirnoff’s love for America - especially when it was he, after 9/11, that paid for a pro-USA mural to hang at Ground Zero in view of all who walked by.

Editor: What you got, Dave?

I read this thinking that I would not have thought it was possible to write 6000 words about Yakov Smirnoff.

“And then it occurred to me: Maybe America and the Soviet Union weren’t really all that different after all. And maybe that was Smirnoff’s point all along.”

Also, Dave this is awesome. +1

“Yakov Smirnoff never left- he’s been here all along.”

This is a lot of information about a man I just assumed was dead. Good for him for being alive still

HOW DID THE KID KNOW TO DO CPR

What’s the concussion protocol in the NCAA?

The fact that the kid starts doing chest compressions is fucking adorable.

“Back and to the left.”

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

That was a silver lining in Malice at the Palace. You saw all these regular jackasses who thought they could rough up pro athletes, and then promptly got their asses wrung dry and tossed into the garbage.

Hand wringing always is, and always will be easier and more entertaining than dealing with real issues.

I was just thinking about that short-lived controversy where Gronk took a picture with a porn star who was wearing his jersey. It’s so laughably tame now.

The paths of Hernandez and Gronk could not be more wildly different since 2012.

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

And you’re ignoring the fact that my comment was a goddamned joke...

And now he’s busy in Milwaukee turning Giannis and Thon Maker into absolute monsters. Thanks Timberwolves!