Thames sure can M*A*S*H the ball.

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

Producer: Good God!

“Year: 2021. Years missed: 4. Reason: Korea.”- Diplomacy

I mean, yes, four years missed is more than one.

If only it were 2006, someone would’ve called a foul on Dirk Nowitzki for him.

Fuck, Dwyane Wade looks like the before guy in one of those old Enzyte commercials

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

However, Rooney’s legacy is far from perfect. He was, after all, still a wealthy businessman in America with a powerful organization to maintain.

I don’t know much about him, but sounds like on balance he was a good guy by billionaire standards. The baptism response is, uh, disappointing. But he was for positive change.

Nah. A wide-brimmed fedora is classy as hell if you can pull it off (though that “if” is important). The trilbies that neckbeards so love, though? Those were never really properly “cool”.

Fuck you, buddy.

And I’ll use my fear of stepping on some woman’s uterus as mine. Deal?

Also, I will now use the fear of my uterus falling out as an excuse to skip out on any exercise.

Yes, this was indeed a fantastic article. People’s ignorance never ceases to amaze me. I mean they really thought a woman’s uterus would fall out from running? They grow and eventually push a human out of that area without it coming lose so why the fuck would gravity have a problem with a jog? It reminds me of the…

This is terrific! Loved it.

Because to be an official finisher, you have to be an official entrant. Jock probably revoked her number so she was an official DNF.

I’m reminded of another famous Boston photograph.

Great read. Well done.

First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.