I get the reference but not the joke

So, there are three of them then?

Small car, biggest motor.

I couldn’t possibly care any less about Aerosmith, but those Metro Vans are cool.

I converted all the handles in my house to lever style just for the aesthetics, but in doing research I found that actually there are some areas of the country where lever handles are required in commercial or even some residential buildings. Apparently they’re a lot easier to open for people with mobility problems or…

Eh, I see the lineage for sure, but not a fan of the originals either:

Where have I seen that paintjob before?

Good thing you kept the “n” in there... whew! 

So a Punto.

• The Battery Management System controller appears to use custom microchips made just for the Model 3. Nobody seems to know much about these, at least not yet, but it’s telling that Tesla had their own chips fabricated instead of using off-the-shelf components.

To each their own. Little inconvenience for living in a vibrant 1st tier city. Some people prefer this over living in the middle of nowhere.

No one beats the ridiculously encyclopedic collective knowledge of Jalopnik! You should get Comment of the Week for this and the fabricator of this car should have some kind of YouTube tribute. The quality of the assembly and the design he achieved from a huge mish-mash of parts is amazing. With a few tweaks, would be…

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

Bleeding lights? Whatever.

HEY MORGAN!

“Wow. My first instinct is to agree with Autoblog’s “we have a hard time believing him on that point” statement, because I myself cannot imagine why fans of a cult-classic like the Supra wouldn’t want to row through their own gears. It is a sports car, after all.”

The majority of their videos are them mugging at the camera in vlogger/selfie mode, the dudes flirting with each other, and then eventually at the end of the video they will do some light hooning. They’re desperate to fill their 10-15 minutes of run time and it’s just become chaff.

Why is this channel so frequently highlighted by Jalopnik?

*hippie voice*

The road is only a suggestion, man.

I had a 1991 Camaro RS that I got not-running for really cheap. The Vehicle Anti-theft System (VATS - what everyone thinks is a microchip in GM keys in the early 1990's) malfunctioned and wouldn’t let me start the car. That’s when I found out that the chip wasn’t a chip - it’s a resistor. Buying a 25 cent resister and…