The banana peels were no match for the car. Not the other way around

The ability to roll a single back window down without FWAPFWUPFAPFAPFWOPFWAPWUPFUP blasting the whole interior out with wind buffeting like a sonic weapon. :(

It’s a “festival of speed”. Not a “festival of clutch engagement”

Pinto concept

I own one. If you could turn the safety nannies off completely it would be a lot more fun.

For a year as a teenager I drove a car with no brake lights. Every time I’d press the brakes, I’d turn the headlights on so that the rear lights would light up. That seemed easier than scheduling and paying for the repair.

You know what they say, “flubbing’s racing”

“If you accidentally pop the clutch with a bit of throttle input, you will bark the tires instantly.”

BMW wanted to charge me $3500 for the backup camera in the “parking assist package”. “yo, BMW, that’s part of the free Kia Soul package”. Also having more than TWO speakers in my i3 would also have cost me another $3k. WTF is BMW thinking??

Nothing.

Bald and fat. Strippers still like me.

why would a truck need to go 0-60 in 5 seconds?

Start vaping?