“Craeairns” ?

Apple: “You guys are gonna love this!”
Us:

I have to offer a few observations/opinions:
The study is far from being an exhaustive test of parameters and pretty crappy science (if you choose to call it that).
The only relevant conclusion is that the tights used are no good for 30 minute “marathons”.
The vibrating muscle theory sounds like rubbish in the first…

Someone make me a Linux phone with fold-out keyboard and hdmi output and you can take my money.

Just in case nobody ever said -they are not normal size cats..

PSA:
The Mc[whatever]-face joke isn’t funny anymore.

“Gold Digger”, after his newest girlfriend.

“Oh ok, lookit, here’s yer problem.. Take at look at this facebook thingy here - no wonder the aliens don’t wanna communicate! Your race seems to have some kind of problem with language”.

Vitamin D “deficiency” is not necessarily solved by taking more vitamin D.
Vitamin D has several forms and is not technically a vitamin but rather a steroid and recommended dose cannot be standardised for everyone as it is involved in so many processes in the body.
Most modern-day medics treat it like they would an iron…

I like the term SCROTUS :)

Ah, geez. Somebody had better perfect that technique they use in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
There’s no un-seeing or un-hearing that shit.
*vomits*

Ah, great! Amazing new memory, that I can’t use unless I spend hundreds more on a new system..

What were the gaskets giving away?

It’s either moving too fast or my brain is moving too slow, but I counted more than one hit. More like 106 hit KO.

The thing we call Vitamin D is actually a seco-steroid, and not a vitamin.

How about a whole big set of astronauts, Russian, German, American, etc, and what about Laika?

Don’t forget Judith Resnik (second American female astronaut in space).

OK, it’s weird, but the sphinx actually seems more out of place than the robot thingy.