Well, pretty much any umbrella is good until the wind changes.
Also, you can lose an expensive umbrella as easily as a cheap one, so.. meh

Well, pretty much any umbrella is good until the wind changes.
Also, you can lose an expensive umbrella as easily as…

Actually, here’s my real wallet (before I upgrade to the fat red rubber band):

Actually, here’s my real wallet (before I upgrade to the fat red rubber band):

Here’s my front pocket wallet:
(only downside is it doesn’t store change)

Here’s my front pocket wallet:
(only downside is it doesn’t store change)

Seems typical of Apple to remove something from their product, make it more fragile, and charge more. Pretty soon you guys’ll be just buying glass slivers.
I’ll just stick with my regular phone with a bezel, thanks.

Hop Out Lads, Damn Engine’s kNackered

Reduced from €500. Nice condition, low mileage, roadworthy, taxes paid (yearly tax is €358). Comes with half a tank of gas (that’s another €35 worth). Economical. Does the ton.
Just got an online quote of €3000 for 3rd Party, Fire & Theft cover, or €2700 for full cover.
There are hundreds of good vehicles like this for…

Excel? Luxury! When I was a nipper we used to create our vector anime in emacs. Well, my classmates used emacs. I was always more of a vi man. Youngsters these days.. pfft

Y’all have too much spare time to be going over and over this.
Just don’t make sushi casserole!

So, ya heat up a piece of plastic and it bends easily. Who knew?

Junk.

Junk.

Apple: “You guys are gonna love this!”
Us:

I like the term SCROTUS :)

Ah, geez. Somebody had better perfect that technique they use in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
There’s no un-seeing or un-hearing that shit.
*vomits*

What were the gaskets giving away?

It’s either moving too fast or my brain is moving too slow, but I counted more than one hit. More like 106 hit KO.

OK, it’s weird, but the sphinx actually seems more out of place than the robot thingy.

Sorry, but...

Sorry, but...

Just in case anybody missed it - the latest acronym is SCROTUS (So-Called Ruler of the US)

(“..and I don’t have pee stains on my tie..”)

Hey, aren’t you being a bit tangerine-ist?