When are we going to get a Father Bruh musical number?

What?! No Father Brah quote in ‘stray observations?’

I always like finding the warrant on regular stuff like Kellogg’s Corn Flakes or McIlhenny’s Tabasco
Takes the royals down a peg.

She thought the Queen of England would be happy about someone publishing a book about her underwear? That takes levels of self-deception I can only stare at, amazed.

“It is very sad for me that they didn’t like it and I’m finding that very difficult to accept.”

Can you imagine it? Tony Shalhoub just Eddie Murphy-ing his way through it, playing men, women, young and old.

It’s not even just that. It’s not even only that she “just gave a great speech”.

I’m side-eying the title of “wokest Globes in history” for a ceremony that almost completely excluded winners of color. Side-eying it hard.

One of my most vivid memories of these awards is gonna be Franco straight up body-checking the subject of his performance away from the mic so that he could imitate the guy’s voice one more time.

“James Franco got too much time for my taste” is a fantastic way to describe that man in general, let alone his career.

Making one great speech does not qualify anyone to be prez. But Oprah would be SO MUCH better than what we have now (low bar that that is) and probably better than most recent candidates. For one thing, she seems to be able to actually listen to other people!

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

This is not just a Google problem sadly. Teaching and child care are both very gendered in treatment and pay. It’s a classic “women dominate the field, but men somehow have the most prestigious positions/make the most money” situation. With teaching, women predominantly teach younger children, and men get pulled…

Man, I hope the title of the film criticism book is “YOUR MOM’S A DISNEY FILM, PERHAPS.”

Her Titanic film critique remains on of my all-time favorites, too. It’s about damn time someone gave her a whole book’s worth of space to do that!

Just another gig for personal enrichment.

Dear Bono: Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Well I’m glad you’re all acknowledging our greatness.

Shucks, if I were him I’d be clamoring to sue!

Ha! That’s great. The first butter ad was when I first fell in love with show, I think. (I feel in love quick)