I would love Jezebel 1000% times more if they would drop the posts on d list jerkoffs that no one gives a shit about.

People who feel alone reading this, please remember- this is his third marriage. He was 48 when they married, and his second divorce was one of the most expensive Hollywood has seen, reportedly costing him $30 million, after a highly publicized affair.

True story - Mary Steenburgen went in for dental surgery and came out a musical prodigy having never been musical before - in her 40's or 50's. Having worked with her - I can concur that everything Ted Danson says is absolutely true about her.

Oh, I know. My babysitter used to dress me up and do my hair all the time. She had to perm hers. Mine was all natural. Plus spray for enhancement.

Yes, that’s how I rolled because curfews are for 15-year-olds, Mom. After my party, I took off with all my friends from summer camp while wearing a crop top, that exact hair style, and those exact jeans. The after party was a sleepover in my friend’s basement where I drank my first and last ever bottle of Zima.

You were just born too late. If you had been in high school in the late 80s, all you would have needed was a can of aqua net and you would have had the best hair in school.

Same, although I guess mine is more like Alicia Silverstone’s. Shit, I’m 45, what do these people want from me. Ain’t nobody got time for straightening AND curling.

This person could give Sean Spicer a run for his money.

What if my hair still looks like this? Not because I’m trendy, but because I never bothered to change it the first time around.

Why do I have to be polite to strangers who are rude to me? Why is it my responsibility to be kind to someone (two people, in fact!) intruding on my space? They were rude to me. I was assertive back. I shouldn’t have to ask people “initially” to stay out of my fucking seat. Not my responsibility. Something tells me…

The amendment is attached to a bill that will give money to Donald Trump’s border wall and immigration enforcement. That likely means it will be difficult to push through, or that GOPers are cynically attaching the life of a world-famous baby to their repressive immigration law for some extra support.

I don’t think children should be punished for the sins of their parents, but they also damn well shouldn’t profit from them. And no one is going to convince me that she’d have this fancy schmancy business if her father hadn’t been a murderous tyrant.

I am very sick of hearing about the vacuous and stupid children of wealthy criminals and despots.

We need a post on all of the near miss “Thank God That Didn’t Work Out” situations...

Well, they are in TX, where houses are cheap as chips, and spoiled “I built this” kids are a dime a dozen.

I thought the same thing, especially because they would have started dating when she was 19 or 20. So, between 12 and 19, did she date anyone? And how deep and experiential can those young relationships have been? Add in that she was laser-focused on someone else and it seems pretty all eggs in one basket.

it’s not that she ended up with a guy she liked as a kid... it’s that she quite literally obsessed over him for years and even thinks on some level this is some “revenge” to girls that laughed at her or something. That’s pretty creepy. Lifetime movie creepy. Your story is much different, and much more normal.

I broke up with my HS boyfriend in college and it’s one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. He spends his time working part time and living off his wife.

You should write fortune cookie messages, aiming to fill the niche of totally ruining someone’s night...