you know the apocalypse is closer than ever when shit like this starts happening in Canada.

Your pepper spray sounds like soup

I love raccoons from a distance. They can be such a pain when they’re terrorizing you though. I had an entire family of them a few years ago that had pushed me to my limit.

Dude, you’re laughing, but health inspections are no joke. You can’t just destroy a band’s caterer because the cousin of your uncle’s late hairdresser accused them of giving him a bad case of diarrhea. Just imagine what the band feels like, going backstage, being hungry and there is no caterer.

Destroying the caterer must really fuck with the green room after the show.

Needs more superfluous commas.

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Seriously. I still haven’t seen the Kennedy Center Honors from this year. I flat out REFUSE to pay to watch a channel that everyone else sees for free and then ALSO have to watch commercials.

If we hurt his feelings enough, will he cancel his US visit?

That was some seriously bizarre hostility. It’s always fascinating the innocuous things people choose to get pissed off about on the internet.

I saw it Friday, and wanted to go to the counter and buy a ticket for the next showing but I had “responsibilities” or whatever. I haven’t bought a new release movie in idk how long (10+ years), and I’ll be buying this immediately.

If you get to New York, you have to see Come From Away. I was a mess for the last 20 mins. Thunderous ovation at the end.

I just wanna know if a) Bernadette Peters is there and b) what she’s wearing

I did CBS’ All Access last year to see it live ... and then they delayed the West Coast broadcast for 3 hours. So that was some bullshit.

Is tonight the night for #champagnepopsicles ?

I kind of see their point, but at the same time it’s really not unusual to update political dramas to reflect modern times. I’ve seen updated versions of Antigone, Coriolanus, Henry IV, etc... it’s not like this is a new idea.

Speaking of great songs, what are you lovely Jezzies listening to this fine weekend?

“if immigration agents actually get off on these horrific headline”

ICE agents have been chomping at the bit to get at immigrants, Trump finally let them off the leash and this is the result. We can be thankful that the gears of bureaucracy turn slowly, but it’s awfully funny that ICE has gotten to move so quickly. Obama set the stage for this.