“Ladies call me Mr. Cranberry Pill”

“I would bust that tight pussy so hard and so often that you would leak and limp for a week,” he appeared to write in another

Most men are really bad at sexting. Like if the obligatory dick pic isn’t enough I’ve found that it tends to go downhill real fast.

What? “Leaking for a week” isn’t sexy?

Aren’t sexts supposed to be, um, sexy and not just disgusting?

I hope Parker Posey plays Dolly Madison, hosting parties on the eve of the British showing up, like a boss. I would also like to see Lesley Jones as Eleanor Roosevelt.

I wonder if she’ll end up running some DC think tank that’s devoted to advancing civil rights for POC. At least, that’s my wish.

i love her but...... come on. she hasnt practiced law or been in the legal field for over 20 years

No, I’m actually getting scared to vote. I live in a southern state and have brown skin. The other day when I was at the grocery store, I started getting paranoid thinking I was getting looks. I’m going to keep a low profile for awhile.

I’m terrified. I live in upstate New York, like practically Canada upstate, and there are Trump/Pence signs everywhere.

I did, too! I had to remind myself not to go full blown InfoWars Alex Tinfoil Jones.

Can I say that I’m genuinely concerned about the safety of voters this year without sounding paranoid? I’ve never been scared to vote before but since Dipshit Trashfire has singled out my area as one of the ones “stealing the election” I’m getting in and out of there as fast as possible.

Is it horrible and reprehensible that I immediately went to ‘false flag’ on this?

1.) I had a blocked kidney that was thisclose to rupturing when I was admitted to the hospital for emergency surgery. They took me up to my room and then were going to immediately take me to surgery. I had about five nurses in the room with me, getting in a gown, vitals, info etc when all of a sudden this dude…

post birth check-up:

You’ve haven’t lived until you’ve had your doctor explained what they removed from your pilonidal cyst.

Well, there are also Gary Johnson voters out there..

That’s for fucking sure. Could there be anyone more clueless than a Stein voter? They’re so enamored with their own delicate selves they have absolutely no space to consider anyone else. I mean, seriously? The fact they can say “Trump and Clinton are exactly alike!” shows they have given precisely zero thought to the…

Although I’d respect her far more if she cast a vote for Hills, I’ll take 2 principled Navarros over 1 unprincipled and immature Stein voter any day of the week.

Girl, it’s not a Grammy, you can’t just dedicate it to your momma.