I think you just described Joe Biden.

“We don’t want Megan Rapinoe to cause a scene, so we’re going to cause a scene.”

See, this is what corruption looks like. For real. Straight-up bribery and illegal donations and shit.

This news has been out for several days and is barely getting any notice by the press. Despite the fact that, hey, people, THIS IS ACTUAL PAY TO PLAY.

they would enjoy it... too much

You guys should really some for the Jez office. Or better yet, stick like 20 of them in Deadspin.

Whenever Debbie Gibson is mentioned, I immediately think of this.

“Two specifically located curves,” it should have said.

I think celebrities version of curvy and my version of curvy have very little in common.

My thoughts exactly. You thought you were headlining and THAT’S what you brought. Yeesh.

imagine if THAT performance was the highlight of the vmas

I was just thinking that the damages she’s claiming are based on damage to her reputation. She’s married to Trump, how much damage could they do to her reputation?

Dating men for money = bad.

RFP NO. 2. Any and all bank records, including deposit receipts, from 1990-2000.

I like how Trump knows all about European attitudes towards soft core pornography, but was totally ignorant on the ramifications of Brexit.

Isn't being a high priced escort kind of a step up from being the 3rd trophy wife of sentient Cheeto-fart cloud, Donald Trump?

I'd note that Trump hasn't sued Gawker for accusing him of being a runaway corndog from the state fair or of being a petrified pumpkin shell. What is he hiding???

This may make me a bad person, but I'd always assumed that's how they met, through an agency.

Sure, this asshole’s vicious aim was great when it came to torturing and killing his own wife, but he couldn’t aim straight at his own head? Coward.

How is a man who violently kidnaps a woman not refused bail? HOW? A fucking tag isn’t some magical amulet of protection, it’s a piece of plastic that works only on the principal that a very bad man will want to obey the law all of a sudden because he’s wearing a trinket.