Sigh. The perspective in this article is disappointingly limited and out of date. Eating organic (by humans or animals) isn't just about health outcomes. It's also about the environment. I totally agree that people are ga-ga for their pets and humanize them in ridiculous ways, but a little more research and…

I totally would've watched this show.

Yeah, right after Miley talked about how she doesn't treat people like accessories, she decided to hire little people to put in costume for her iHeartRadio set.

Right. That shit is crazy, and I'm sorry you're going through it. I hope this bride remembers how good a friend you're being when it's time to celebrate something special in your life or when you just need her there.

Ooh wait - I think you've commented about this before, but tell us the whole story again? Pretty please?

Wait - she's going to tear up a picture of Sinead? Why does that sound familiar.

Hmm... this sounds like something with which you have experience. Ever considered a TED Talk?

Burn?

Totally agree!

Possible solution: Finding a local crafter/jeweler and suggesting that you go together to design a custom ring. I was able to pitch this to my fiance on the theory that if I was going to wear it every day, he'd feel pretty bad if I didn't like it (which especially resonated because of some past gift attempt…

Whoa. This is intense. I appreciate her intentions but it does seem a bit overblown and cruelly insulting.

Let's be clear - I don't think there's any "best part" to this story.

Someone here has to have the editing skills to do that...

Uhh... you guys are taking these ads so much better than I am. They had me spitting fire earlier today.

The only way I would watch this was if Jezebel simulcasted it and we could all sit here and scribble on the screen together like children.

Abso-freaking-lutely.

I think you're missing the point. It doesn't matter whether it's "old fogeyism" or not - doctors making medically-unnecessary comments or judgments about my sex life is not cool and exactly the reason (or, one of them) that women like me go to Planned Parenthood and other sex-positive women's health centers.

Does not compute. Try again.

How about the fact that these are grown-ass women making the decision to get into a ring knowing they're likely to get the shit beat out of them?

Oy. Annoying yet so predictable that any article on body image devolves into body snarking/fat shaming comments.