Thank you. I truly appreciate being heard.

God (ha!) bless Dorothy Parker. XO 

The best thing about devilled eggs is that you are the ABSOLUTE STAR of the party!!! For like three minutes! And then, it’s over. It’s AWESOME!!!

I will buy yr chocolate bars and greeting cards!

Green (aka UNRIPE!) bell peppers ARE the ABSOLUTE worst. Fo’ sho. But the others are almost as bad!

Yeah, I feel that. I think we’re basically singing the same song here.

I don’t think those things should necessarily qualify as “youthiful indisrestions.” Because that sells women short. Spike’s not wrong when he says he’s been hard done by. He’s wrong when he fails to recognize that women have been hard done by, too. Including (but hardly entirely) by him, himself.

So the PP rep says, “We do not allow PayPal services to be used to promote hate, violence, or other forms of intolerance that are discriminatory.”

They did not “have sex” “with” her. They fucked her. They raped her.

Fucker Carlson is a known (and clearly labeled) troll. Proceed with caution.

This, All Day Long. No. Way. Was. It. Consensual!

Spike has always had misogyny issues. Always and forever. I wanted to love She’s Gotta Have It, but alas. I’m not surprised to hear he’s got the back of a fellow entitled male. Being a Director makes you Special!

Racist trolls, racist trolls, racist trolls, FUCK OFF!

Perhaps. It doesn’t say. It does say that she was willing to change seats and even found someone willing to swap, so they could all have remained in first class.

Yeah, seems like it was all being handled until the captain stepped in and showed his entire ass. How gross and abusive. I hope he gets all of the money in court. 

Be careful eating in Colma. You might end up there!

Here’s one for ya: I was stranded for a night in a cheap motel in a small east coast town where I knew no one. It was after midnight on a weeknight. The sidewalks had long since been rolled up. Nothing was open that late. Not even a gas station.

...you want Peet’s, we’ve got Starbucks.

I am an old, so you’d have to ask her, but there are several reasons I don’t bother to shave my legs. I’m not trying to impress anyone; it’s not like they’re that hairy; and frankly I can use the extra time in bed. Or reading.

It is not, but that’s not the worst they could do to him. They could tell all of his family members to disconnect from him. To never speak to him again. This is their most insidious tool. Well, along with working people to death, extorting their members for money, imprisoning members in labor camps, human trafficking a…