Sounds like it marinates, like ceviche.

I loved this story. Thank you! Family recipe stories are so evocative. More, please!

I know someone who worked for him, who says he is a genuinely nice guy.

Yeah, that was my point. The last line was confusing.

I see stupid people. But they don’t know they’re stupid.

Louis Prima, all day long.

Maybe he was in the kitchen humping the juicer but was too drunk to tell.

I highly, HIGHLY doubt that.

So this happened in 1977.  SMDH.

DAMN, no spoiler warning?! Harsh.

Doing it at Burger King is completely different than doing it at a little mom n pop place tho. Burger King can afford it, and probably planned for people doing that when they were rolling out the wifi.

I used to have the Mario theme song as my ringtone. (Hurr hurr hurr, I’m such a geek!)

I once got so frustrated with something that I spontaneously said, “fucking fuck with fuckberries on top!!!” and my friends all fell on the floor and died.

Stupid radio.

Holy shit, just noticed the date on this! :-/

Can confirm. I actually did meet him, once.

I love that you love Mariah. I remember her from back when she was married to Tommy Mottola and I used to find her incredibly annoying. But she’s totally grown on me over time. I can’t help it! Now I have to go watch Glitter.

Here’s a statement from the American Psychological Association on the difference between mental illness and hatred/terrorism:

Talking to a Dr is the right idea. Best of luck to you! 

Some new rich pud overlord recently bought it. Unfortunately.