Anna Delvey? Is that you?! They let you have a phone?!

Bernie can SUCK MY FAT ONE. NO MOAR BERNIE. He had his chance.

I H8 Derp45 as much as anyone. But I don’t think attepting to impeach is the answer. Not just because it would fail, but because it would be a waste of time and effort. Because it WOULD fail, which could then be used to bludgeon the opposition.

Absolutely not. I think you could very likely PUNCH my ass in a fistfight! But if we’re playing fair, you shouldn’t be kicking me at all. 

See also: Team Varsity Blues.

I see your point - and President Pelosi would be an awesome thing, and such sweet relief!

His toupee’ game has improved, to be fair.

I’m still with the Giant Meteor. Giant Meteor, take me away!

Starred for gangsta lean! Diamond in the back, sunroof top...

Otto? Otto Parts?

My dad had a 22' Venture sailboat. We were way more lax about PFDs (but it was also the ‘70s/’80s, haha). The best time ever was when the boom swung around and knocked the stepmonster into the bay once. It didn’t knock her out, but it made an impression. We were more careful after that. (Kinda.) I was always taught to…

I agree with this.

The barbershop refusing to cut his hair is 100% bullshit.

Emmitt Till is NEVER going away. Never.

What I want to know is... whose foot is that in the back of the frame?!

This is a perfectly reasonable take. My lazy azz purchases a (large) bag of frozen tots and chucks ‘em in the air fryer for a hot ten minutes or so. Maybe pause n shake a time or two.  Splurp some ketchy and musstard onto a small plate and go to town.

Ducking autocorrect!

Agree. And the beading is very trad Vogue houses. Very very.

I don’t see why truckers would make the route more dangerous. Clearly he wasn’t involved in an accident. It doesn’t appear he was robbed. What do truckers have to do with it?

As the Captain, your word must be obeyed in any case. That’s why there are captains.