Spoken like someone who has never been poor.

Society exists to serve the common good. Therefor, we need to make the decision that contributes most to the common good.

TV for big ideas, movies for big tubs of popcorn. Whenever I see an ad for a “serious” movie all I think is “why aren’t you just a show I can watch on my couch?” If I’m going to PAY (which no likes to do) to ATTEND (which no one likes to do) a screening of something that will be viewed on a two-story screen, sorry but…

He’ll be needing that straw now.

Festivus for the Messed Up of Us

Maybe the cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine, amphetamine pills and marijuana were the Christmas gifts. Did you ever consider that? Sounds like a really thoughtful guy actually. So much variety for his friends/family instead of giving them a crappy gift card for the local drug dealer.  

Ford Transant?

I thought we all agreed to call this the Ant-Van.

1. Fuck Mike Huckabee

Yeah, so that extends to anyone wearing confederate flag gear too, right? No waving flags. No nothing. If I can’t wear my folks memorialized clothes and they’ve been dead for a week, we can all agree that people who have been dead for over a century is pushing it.

I played a full master once, and am proud to say that I apparently performed with distinction for thirteen moves and that he was considering making a risky gambit against me before I broke up my pawn line and was summarily demolished.

There are so many tiers to chess. I’m a poor recreational player, who’s played in spurts at various times, with roommates and coworkers. I was variously untouchable by some beginner-level players, just because I understood the various basic principles like time and the value of the pieces and controlling the middle,…

I’ve haven’t been as interested in reading something that I didn’t understand a word of since I read “Gravity’s Rainbow.”

More of this please. Explained in simple terms for us who don’t know the significance the sicilian defense while also not holding back on the advanced strategy. Good Stuff.

Fire Rescue added that they also found a ballot box with ~15,000 votes floating half a mile away.

One clip on YouTube and the opening stumbles

Obviously using the cops as the bouncer/enforcer/principal is way over the line. But personally, Ifind somebody kicking their nasty ass, funky feet up on the back of a chair, on a desk, or on the empty bus seat, it’s just disgusting.

This is the real problem, I think. Tucker Carlson is 49, which means he was . . . 22 or so when the Soviet Union collapsed. Megyn Kelly is 47, which means she was 20.

Let’s rewind the clock to about 1980 or so. Reagan picks up the baton of an anti-government platform from Barry Goldwater, after Goldwater’s acolytes effectively assumed control of the GOP. What followed was a systematic expungement of anyone and everyone that didn’t toe the party line, ultimately leading to the…

My favorite narrative element of this great and true story was how you book-ended your praise of this woman for being interested in your HEART and MIND with a detailed description of her body. Presumably you were fascinated by the HEART and MIND of her “nice boobs on the larger side”.