This is the real problem, I think. Tucker Carlson is 49, which means he was . . . 22 or so when the Soviet Union collapsed. Megyn Kelly is 47, which means she was 20.

When did Ann Coulter and Sarah Ferguson have a love child?

Let’s rewind the clock to about 1980 or so. Reagan picks up the baton of an anti-government platform from Barry Goldwater, after Goldwater’s acolytes effectively assumed control of the GOP. What followed was a systematic expungement of anyone and everyone that didn’t toe the party line, ultimately leading to the…

My favorite narrative element of this great and true story was how you book-ended your praise of this woman for being interested in your HEART and MIND with a detailed description of her body. Presumably you were fascinated by the HEART and MIND of her “nice boobs on the larger side”.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

The phrase: “The mother of all meltdowns,” attached to Serena when male tennis players like Andy Roddick and the guy literally famous for his short temper, John Fucking McEnroe really REALLY puts into light how sexist tennis is.

Not enough stuff about museums! The MN history center in st paul is fantastic and really fun for kids as is the children’s museum only a few blocks away. The Walker has modern art and a newly remodeled sculpture garden in downtown mpls that I adore.

I’ve heard you should purify yourself in waters of Lake Minnetonka. 

Until a person who has committed an offense has actually acknowledged what they’ve done, apologized, and made every effort to make amends, I refuse to accept them as a fellow human. I don’t care if it’s cutting me off in traffic or murder.

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

I’m definitely glad he was fired over this. Security guards are supposed to be silent but deadly.

There is nothing funnier than a loud and well timed fart. I applaud this guy for entertaining us. As Louis C.K. says “you don’t have to be smart to laugh at a fart, but you have to be stupid not to.”

Yea, he definitely buttered the toast on a couple of those.

Ah. A modern-day Le Petomane, if you will.

What is this strange role that Benedict Cumberbatch has gained so much weight for?

Wait, there are people who don’t already know this?? It was obvious to me the first time I saw it in the theater and I was five years old at the time. Luke looks down at his mechanical hand, realizing that he’ll become like Vader if he kills him.