I Hate This Popular Thing You All Seem To Like,

Shawn, show me on this Deadpool doll where the bad man touched you.

Would you like to come over to my house and hang out?

This reads like one of THOSE post BvS reviews that was super positive and all, “You don’t understand BvS correctly,” and praising it as the work of a genius and ubermensch filmmaker visionary on par with The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari or something. In other words, fucking ugh.

well, it’s a shame you won’t enjoy the fun i guess

I really hope Deadpool 3 opens with the Merc reading this article out loud and verbally dictating his comment.

This reads like someone going up their own asshole to tell the movie plebeians what real comedy is. Yeah, it’s cheeseball and corny and referential, but shit, man, sometimes cheeseball and corny and referential is fine. Let people enjoy a dumb, harmless movie if they like it.

Think what you want about Deadpool, but did it have the courage, nay ... the artistry ... to show two teenagers fucking against a pile of trash cans in an alley, like Matthew Vaughn’s grimy, under-appreciated Kick Ass?

Kick Ass was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. I gave it a LOT of leeway, but it COMPLETELY ruins the point of the movie to have Hit Girl turn into Neo all of a sudden

Matthew Vaughn’s grimy, under-appreciated Kick Ass

Thank you for putting into words what my feeble brain was struggling with.

Deadpool Can Fuck Right Off - A Totally Objective Review By Shawn Cooke. Totally Objective, You Guys.

Counterpoint: Deadpool is good.

We need to stop this “I’m entitled to my opinion” non-sense.

Another case of Asimov’s Cult of Ignorance - “My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

I often try to pinpoint the moment when “everyone is entitled to their opinions” somehow erroneously morphed into “everyone’s opinion is entitled to respect.” Because NO.

Louder for the back row!

We need to stop this “I’m entitled to my opinion” non-sense. All opinions are not of value nor should they be respected. I know absolutely nothing about nuclear physics. My opinion on the topic of nuclear physics makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.

Credit to Van for responding, in the moment and in the face a huge celebrity and icon and not backing down and still delivering some really real shit to Kanye’s face.

Thanks so much for clearing that up! I can’t believe I had forgotten about that well know fact... Next time I teach a history lesson I will be sure to pass on that information.