They also admitted to not understanding why Trump is so unpopular

My favorite one so far is the guy who’s a passenger and his friends convince him to get out and dance alongside the car while taking his clothing off and tossing it into the car. They get him down to underwear and socks and then of course they punch it and drive away because that’s just what friends do when you’re…

For guys like him the whole point of building a company and acquiring vast wealth is so they can be an asshole without anyone being able to stop them. And now here the rest of the world goes changing the rules and saying that being a gaping shit sphincter still has consequences even if you’re rich, no wonder they’re…

I want to either be a garden hermit or be rich enough to have a huge “wild” garden and employ someone to hermit in it.

Just start the next season with everyone coming back from her funeral. “I can’t believe how fast mom went after the early onset dementia was diagnosed.”

I want to release a 100% historically accurate FPS where every uniform, scrap of ground and weapon is a perfect recreation of the original. You can’t use weapons or vehicles that you’re not trained in, there’s no targeting help or ammo tracker, fear and adrenaline fucks up your accuracy exactly as in real life, and oh…

Sadly this image will apparently never go out of style.

That was before France officially adopted the law of gravity, so she just floated down. Belgium adopted it in 1887, so if she had tried it on their side of the border she would have plummeted to her death, well known fact.

I signed up to be the neighborhood watch block captain primarily because I wanted to deprive a fox news watching retired guy the opportunity.

Had an English mastiff growing up and the only thing that made it manageable was that we lived in the country at the time. She was a lovely sweet dog that took dumps the size of a smaller dog.

I like to imagine that they’re both completely covered on the outside because that raises far more questions.

Good article. Between growing up on a farm with access to guns, having an interest in military history and being into tabletop RPGs I’ve amassed a near encyclopedic knowledge of guns, and I’m struggling with the same issues you are.

You could always apply to your canadian equivalent and enter the exciting world of sitting at a crossing in the middle of nowhere waiting for one of the 25 or so cars a day that use the crossing.

Thing is that this has been a problem for decades with law enforcement officers as well as civilians. The FBI had a number of lost guns and finally had to put out a “best practises” memo stating that agents should set their holstered weapon in the crotch of their pants when on the toilet so they wouldn’t forget it.

“Nooo, my hand! The doctor said I wasn’t supposed to let objects impact it at high velocity!”

Ah yes, pretending you’re an actual company with employees, then subcontracting work out to randos and dodging all responsibility when said randos screw the pooch, AKA the american way.

Exactly, OJ did the crime, but the fact that he walked is 100% on the LAPD and their hard-on for framing black guys.

All the laurels and awards the rest of the world can heap on you pale in comparison.

A writing tip that everyone should take to heart. “Every villain is the hero of their own story.”

Please don’t resort to body shaming when the first name “Timothée” is right in front of you to be shamed, we have to be better than that.