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Yup, same thing with negligent discharge of a firearm. If some idiot puts a round through his wife’s leg while sitting down on the couch to clean his pistol, I promise he was exactly as careless a hundred other times before the odds caught up with him.

You’ll be laughing out of the other side of your face when lambo’s deal with Pym Technologies goes through.

I want to show that I accept all religions by being sworn in on my copy of ad&d Deities and Demigods.

“Would you like to sign up for our Zero Tolerance crime fighting program?”

Just with the normal weather it can’t seem to make up it’s mind. The weather changed from cloudy to sunny to partly cloudy to cloudy to sunny to cloudy in the space of my 1/2 hour bus ride this morning, all without the actual weather changing in the slightest.

“The warnings are coming from inside your mother!”

My wife drove school buses for 10 years and every damn year she’d hear about one driver or another who was rear-ended while stopped and making a pickup. To be clear we’re talking about a school bus, a bus equipped with the most visible and contrasting paint job possible, stopped on a neighborhood street with it’s stop

Because these fascist assholes have created an alternate reality in which every single encounter with any civilian might be an ambush straight out of the crappiest 80s action movies. They won’t move up to the door because in their delusional pinhead little minds the entire thing might be a complex set up and there

In general people seem to have no damn idea how large or small their own car is, what it’s turning radius is, or where the hood and trunk end. I’m OK at all that but my wife drove school buses for 10 years and retains that hyper-awareness of the size and capabilities of her vehicle, and she gets actively pissed at

I presume that they’re just working off a list of “Things done while Obummer was prez” (written in crayon) and undoing everything because fuck you that’s why.

I remember one local place had a really nice vegetarian burger made with adzuki and pinto beans and I think sunflower seeds. It had a subtle nutty flavor that I enjoyed even as a non-vegetarian. Then during the dark days of the focaccia bread craze they started using that for all their sandwiches, which meant that

Counterpoint, very little actual data has been collected in regards to pedestrian safety at traffic circles and what there is indicates an increase in collisions.

“All these damn kids need to get outside and get some exercise for a change!”

Plus if there are co-workers that you like and consider friends, you can just get together with those co-workers during non-work hours. You know, like friends do.

Come to Minnesota. More progressive (at least the cities) all the fried cheese curds and micro-brew beer you could ask for, and a really good food scene in general. (again, in the cities)

The Right be like

It’s not just millennials, my wife and I have a couple of mismatched sets of corelle dishes and a couple of sets of silverware, one of which is my wife’s cheap set from college 25+ years ago. Last year her mom visited for a week, and that Christmas she very subtlety gave us a nice set of silverware, which we promptly

Exactly. I have no problem tossing a few bucks at a free-to-play game to directly buy something I want, but I have a huge problem with both buying loot boxes in general and micro transactions in a game I went out and paid money for.

Back when the film was hot and everything I remember either reading or hearing about a couple of 13-14 year old girls who were being interviewed because they had gone to see it some absurd number of times. One of them said something along the lines of “Jack had to die because it’s a romance and everything after the

At our house it almost always ends up being like this.