“Timmy has been chosen to be the first participant in our new Early Vocational and Career Training program!”

I guess bolt action is OK for some. I prefer my M82, which I carry in a back-of-the-belt holster so I don’t have to bend down to get it.

Ironically enough, the first Dirty Harry movie was about having to deal with a crazy sniper, and at no point involved Harry blowing him away from 1000 yards with his 44 magnum. Funny that.

There was a guy lamenting the fact that he didn’t bring his gun to the concert with him. You know, that pistol he has that’s accurate at 400 yards...

So who’s kid gets to play bathroom monitor instead of being in class? Do they rotate or is it just the one kid everybody agrees isn’t going to amount to anything anyway? :P

I’ll take an armored Dodge Caravan in dark blue, with a “Baby on board” sticker in the side window and a sticker family in the back. My female driver, although completely professional and highly trained, will sport an “I wish to talk to your manager” haircut and a knitted sweater.

Actually kind of interesting. It was a newspaper aimed at rural folks.

I saw the initial tweet, laughed and hoped the person responsible got a raise, and then moved on. A few weeks later I was going “What? Why is smug anime Wendy a thing? OH GOD WHY IS THERE PORN?!!”

Very interesting read, thank you.

I was really happy to discover that we had a copy tucked away in the stacks at my library. Very interesting historical resource, particularly when coupled with other local history resources and used to identify long gone black owned businesses.

Saw it in the theater and had an involuntary butt clench when their car broke down, just based on having read enough about that era.

I’m sure in the interest of historical accuracy they’ll be fine with an image of a beer bellied dude in his 50s falling on top of a native american wrestler.

The revised seal should show them “Wrestling” if you know what I mean. After all, politically arranged marriages were used to “foster good relations” quite often back in the day.

This is exactly in line with the endless stream of unbearable assholes demanding and getting refunds at restaurants and retail establishments over some minor or imagined slight, and it teaches the same lesson, be an unbearable asshole, get rewarded.

On the other hand, enough people consistently getting a faceful of high velocity lead for rear ending someone might be enough to get the surviving population to put down their fucking cell phones and drive.

Cult of eternal victimhood, just like the evangelical christians.

Football players dare to have an opinion “OMG they should shut up and be thankful that america made them millionaires!!!”

You don’t have to do anything. The member of the satanic temple can go there, order the cake you want at your wedding and tell them “This cake is being ordered by a member of the satanic temple in order to praise satan”

That is absolutely the kind of gun a showgirl would pull out of her bodice in the wild west, just a modern version.

Nazi salute is standing at attention with the arm raised in front of you, he’s in more of a Buzz Lightyear “To Infinite Stupidity and Beyond!” pose.