Reminds me of the article from The onion’s Our Dumb Century.

Also good is “Hey Alex, don’t you need to stop and shill some of your crappy products for 15 minutes?”

That tweet from the police is a thing of true beauty, the kind of moment in time you can pull out and remember in your old age and still bring a smile to your face.

Reminds me of my dad’s story from when he was a teen of riding on the hood holding a couple of flashlights because the headlights were toast and they needed to get the car home.

I work at the library and our MN history collection includes a huge collection of old church cookbooks (like a dozen shelves worth) and I called complete bullshit on her line about it being “a staple” because I couldn’t find a single place where it showed up at all, let alone as a recurring staple.

Important context.

Yeah, in MN the nearest one on the list is 290 miles away in Iowa and I don’t feel that it qualifies because it’s literally just a plaque that commemorates the time that some confederate raiders came into Iowa, killed some people and ran away.

Keep in mind that this is the same paper that did an article on “the 50 states of Thanksgiving” and listed as a Minnesota favorite a grape salad that nobody had ever heard of, let alone served regularly along with the turkey

Agree that there needs to be a grandpa avatar, also a little kid avatar with the option to daydream and pick your nose while the fish steal your bait.

That’s slower than the Crawler-transporter NASA uses to move spacecraft to the launch pad, and that thing weighs 6 million pounds and tops out at 1 mph.

Ya know, because you can really get a detailed picture of the cars around you at 104mph. *facepalm*

Just felt the need to point out that the “traffic offense” he gets pulled over for is a maneuver that white drivers pull approximately 4 million times every fucking day. It’s sloppy driving to be sure, but somehow Becky never gets dinged for it when she’s taking the kids to soccer.

Anxiety attack brought on by realizing that he’s going to get his paid time off during the week his mother-in-law is visiting.

The only way this gif could be better is if they put “WASHINGTON” in the same font over Spenser getting decked.

See if he wasn’t such a smug asshole he could have gone with “I’ve always been a fan of Archie comics and I wanted to see if I could set up an evening of wacky date related misunderstandings and shenanigans. BTW, I’m still in the market for an aromantic best friend who loves hamburgers.”

As a player I’m torn over the legendary raids. While it’s fun to be able to meet up with other players and battle together, this series of weekly releases is getting exhausting and with the days getting shorter there’s less and less time after work to find and do raids. I wouldn’t mind so much if the legendaries were…

Alt-right. “Men are becoming weak and emasculated and lack the skills and self reliance of our ancestors! We must hold a torchlight vigil to protest!”

Look, I’m just saying that a guy who parades around in a nice red low cut convertible advertising his wealth is just asking to get robbed. He needs to take some responsibility for the situation.

Make it better = Improving his swing.

There are many things about the new Minnesota Vikings stadium that I’m unhappy about, but thankfully transit options isn’t on the list. Right at the epicenter of our (hopefully growing) light rail network as well as being convenient to a vast number of bus lines. IIRC about a quarter of the fans take light rail, and…