Glad the video evidence showed up. From every description of the crash the only way it made sense was if Barson’s car was traveling at speed when it entered the intersection, and that’s exactly what happened. The crash was caused by Barson anticipating the light changing and not braking at all as she blew through.…

Unless you’re a cat owner. Seeing buttholes on a regular basis is an expected part of the cat owner experience no matter how much you wish it wasn’t.

Probably something to do with that whole “Family history of alcoholism on both sides.” thing we had going.

Yeah, it seems like a remotely operated drone would not give the operator enough situational awareness to prevent it from just becoming an expensive clay pigeon. No way you can armor one of those things enough to withstand rifle fire.

Hell if it weren’t for the need to make money I doubt I would leave home at all. At the least I’d rarely leave my neighborhood and only then at off-peak traffic hours.

Back before cellphone cameras were a thing I was on a boat on the Mississippi and we shared a lock with a boat called “Cirrhosis of the River.” I was a teenager back then and found it hilarious while my parents plainly did not. 30 years later it’s still pretty funny.

Which will become irrelevant when we develop the automatic pedestrian, an automaton that will run walking errands for you so you never have to leave the house.

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of that.

He doesn’t like that they’re blurred out.

If only there were more people skilled with computers and programming who could take on some of that overload of work, perhaps in exchange for something... Something beginning with M... Moby? Meth? Milk?

The possibility of trading is a big reason why I’m hanging onto a lot of the critters I have.

Maybe if they cover the car in gold and inlay gems spelling out “TRUMP’S LIMO!” on the sides?

Fuck you now I can’t unsee that.

Yup, it was $75, which makes me think it had nothing to do with the money and everything to do with the employees giving zero fucks about customer service.

“We are refunding their tickets and providing compensation as a goodwill gesture. We are also working with our employees to prevent this from happening again.”

Do you want a robot rebellion and the extermination of the human race? Because this is how you get a robot rebellion and the extermination of the human race.

Indeed, as a kid I knew that they were the bad guys. I thought the scene in the first movie captured the feel of “bad pirates raiding a town” pretty well, I mean if you put yourself in the shoes of the townsfolk that shit was terrifying.

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Every single US citizen should not only be armed, but should be constantly shooting in every direction at all times to ward off potential gun violence before it starts.