Christ, I always pegged him as being in his mid 50s but I’m apparently 3 years older than him. WTF, I don’t take care of myself and suffer from anxiety yet I could at least pass as a younger brother. There must be something about reactionary politics that morph you into a 60 year old no matter what your actual age.

Always find something nice to say about the dead.

You know what they say about sufficiently advanced sarcasm...

Those pedestrians should have been paying attention and not been walking where they could be hit by the car. S/

Maybe when he drives down to “act as a bridge” to some southern police force he’ll get blown away during a bullshit traffic stop.

You’re assuming they even know that chemical relaxing of hair is a thing that people do. To them the relaxed hair is “correct” because it looks caucasian. You can bet that if a girl showed up with a stellar 70s afro they’d try to figure out a way to ban it as “distracting”.

Another way they could have gotten all the security they could reasonably require without any hassle or bad PR would be to contract with a professional security firm like businesses do. But this isn’t about actual security and never was.

I’ve seen some closer-than-comfortable moments while driving in semi-rural areas with multi-lane divided roads that have uncontrolled intersections. Trucks turning left sometimes have to cut it close or just underestimate how fast an oncoming car is going. Never seen a crash but I’ve definitely seen some skid marks…

I’ve mentioned it here before, but when I was a teen growing up in the hinterlands of MN one of the older local cops regularly carried a tape measure and would check every lifted truck he came across to make sure the bumper was in compliance with the state regs. You’d see him leaving a cafe after breakfast and go out…

A fair point.

The “Smug Anime girl Wendy” meme pisses me off way more than this does. Why the fuck are you spending your valuable art time creating pictures of a corporate mascot of all things? You’re giving a shitty burger chain completely free advertising and web presence and it needs to stop.

Didn’t you get the memo? You’re supposed to let George Soros and his fleet of buses filled with black welfare recipients take care of voting for you in VA and CO. You just vote in FL and pick up your check.

To quote Patton Oswalt “Look, I’m glad you like a book, but...”

I think they could replace Spicer with a razor clam and things would pretty much stay the same. They’d just wheel out an aquarium half filled with sand and water and drop the clam in. Everyone would watch as it buried itself and then go home, and at the end of the day we’d have exactly the same amount of true…

“We treated this as we would treat any other 84-gallon oil spill.”

Wasn’t there a bit in one of the “news reports” in Robocop about the Pretoria government threatening to use it’s nukes against rebels or some such?

For some people the whole point of having a religion is so you can beat others over the head with it. If Jesus had come directly out and said “Homosexual people are all children of god and their sexuality is A-OK by me.” These people wouldn’t be christians, simple as that. They only care about “faith” so far as they…

And Mader is a vet who was deployed to Afghanistan before he became a cop. Coincidence? I think not. He’s obviously a person who took all his training to heart and tried to apply it so he could protect and serve.

And John Carpenter did the same thing 3 years before Star Wars in Dark Star. Granted it was written as a comedy and a response to the sterility of 2001, but still...

My parents sent me to an actual driving school where the lessons were very complete, everything from seeing the bigger picture to handling skids to changing a tire on the roadside. The owner was a crusty old guy who had been teaching forever and had an infinite well of personal anecdotes to illustrate his lessons. The…