I’m coming to the opinion that we need a Voight-Kampff test for humans. Are you capable of perceiving other human beings as real and can you have empathy for others?

Everyone is waiting for someone else to take charge, we learned about the phenomenon in first responder training. The trainer explained that oftentimes you have to be the one to start doing stuff just to break the impasse and get everyone moving. Tell one person to call 911, ask others to assist you, start working the…

Naa, Singapore is a cushy gig. Not much to do in a pretty nice 1st world environment.

That’s one of the things that gets me about any competitive eating. I want to taste the damn food thankyouverymuch.

It’s the perfect plan, foiled only by the truck driver’s unforeseen ability to move his foot to the left and tap on his brakes.

That’s something that the fucking prosecutor is supposed to step up on and say “Hey, given the crime involved and the proximity of the victims to this bozo’s home, I’m requesting he be held without bail in the interest of public safety.”

The IA report went on to indicate that water is wet and the pope is catholic.

Regarding the video, having grown up with film from Vietnam and Korea of people ducking dramatically, holding their headgear and sprinting as they approach or move away from a chopper, that guy casually wandering around under the spinning rotors sets my teeth on edge.

Ambrotype or GTFO.

It’s OK everyone, he just has economic anxiety and is bad at expressing it. /s

You should just tag every one of these stories with “Leopards eating people’s faces party”

1955 murder instead of 1995 murder maybe?

Even better, at point he must have been a Captain.

Like I said at the time, if you’re 50 fucking yards away behind hard cover and wearing body armor you can chill for a bit and assess the situation. If you freak out under those conditions and spray the scene with bullets you have no business being a cop.

The first thing I think when a random stranger accosts me at a gas station yelling that I have a message for them is “Now here’s a person who’s plainly in full possession of their mental faculties...”

The thing that I hate is that in a couple of places around here they’ve put in roundabouts where there wasn’t enough room to properly put in a roundabout, so the lanes are way too tight. The benefits are completely lost because you can’t safely proceed through except at a crawl. My wife use to drive school buses and…

If they built that thing in the US every car within 3 miles would crash into it and be totaled. including cars that were parked at the time.

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

That’s because they’re using Flash for their videos like some kind of fucking cavemen.

I have a pet theory that ad men are literally incapable of seeing anything except the possibility of a campaign. Nothing exists for them that’s not fodder for their fucking shilling, not love, not children, not history, not art, nothing.