Yeah, that was the only noticeable benefit of the beat-to-hell Mercury Sable we had for a few years. You could almost see people making the calculation of how much more badly they’d come off even in a low speed crash.

It’s also worth noting that the same people who happily base laws on theoretical assaults by scary transgender people will turn around and with a straight face declare every mass shooting to be the work of a disturbed individual and in no way a reason to enact stricter gun laws.

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if part of the intent of his remarks was to raise the specter of gays preying on kids. He’s a staggeringly self-hating gay.

I wouldn’t be surprised if your grandfather had a dangerous job during WW2 given that the postwar hot rod and motorcycle cultures went mainstream because of the influx of guys who got addicted to the adrenaline high during the war and were looking for ways to chase it in civilian life.

I and my wife still play every day and I know a couple of guys at work who do as well. I can hoover up pokestops and catch on the bus on the way to and from work and as the weather improves I can get out at lunchtime and walk around downtown again.

For better or worse I was always the guy who said “Ha, you have fun with that...” when presented with the chance for automotive stupidity. Closest I came was the time I was at a friend’s house and he had been working on stripping an old 4 door (can’t recall the model) for parts. He and another friend had stripped the…

My step-grandfather had a reputation for doing crazy stuff just in the course of his normal farming, like plowing and planting on hillsides that he should not have been able to cultivate. He was farming before cabs on tractors were a thing and he’d stand on the side of the tractor keeping it balanced like a person…

Yup. 40 years ago my mother was meeting one of my 2nd grade classmates and he asked he “How many times a day you whoop him?” because that was his life, he didn’t know any better. Nearly half a century on and we’re still seeing kids growing up who know nothing else of parenting beyond administering a beating.

When Sears says something isn’t selling you know it’s serious, their benchmark for daily sales in a given store has to be in the high twos or the low threes.

Yeah, and failure to implement and follow proper lockout/tagout procedures is exactly what leads to horrific shit like that guy getting baked to death at the Bumblebee tuna plant a few years ago.

Plus there’s no damn way in hell he ever wants his name associated with a black man getting out of jail, regardless of the circumstances.

To be fair it’s not like you can just go online and buy battery acid cleanup kits and download osha approved info sheets on how to safely clean up such spills.

I assume they were afraid that the mother or the 4 year old would use their black superpowers to kill everyone in the room in a fit of rage. Can’t be too careful you know, it’s well known that they charge when they’re angry.

When reached for comment, the president of the union reflexively screamed “WAR ON POLICE! TERRIBLE! BAD!” then fell over while frothing at the mouth.

Absofrigginlutely. The house my parents owned when I was a little kid was a big old brick pile built around 1906, it was on a corner and it originally had a carriage house or servant’s house attached to it via a tunnel. Long before we bought it the carriage house was sold off separately and the tunnel bricked up, but…

First thing I thought of as well.

And no abortions or unplanned pregnancies either! Just girls who suddenly “went to visit relatives” for oh, let’s say 6 months or so...

*Gestures to the woman* “Hey, I found the person who’s been parking in front of my house!” *Everyone laughs, he moves on with the set*

I agree. My wife got it when she got a smartphone, and it’s been helping her get out and move around in spite of depression. I ended up getting a smartphone partly so I could play with her, and we’ve been going to parks and such and plan to go out more frequently once winter breaks around here, so more pokemon would…

We definitely need to turn up the heat on the whole “Steve Bannon is in charge” thing. SNL should do a skit every week, editorial cartoons should show him as a puppeteer, mainstream news sources should “accidently” refer to him as President Bannon, the whole 9 yards. Just keep getting under Trump’s skin about it until…