ALL YOU HATERS CAN GO DIE IN A FIRE PLZKTHNXBYE.
I love Britney, everything she does is gold. >:(
EVERYTHING.

1/10 Would not get towed again

It’s an impound lot. Much like a prison, I doubt its Yelp reviews would be positive under any situation - “I could have done without the shiv in the side, but all in all I thought the guards were professional. I recommend this facility.”

“Lose some weight, baby girl.”

How does raising the price on some items change the price of other items so that they become more affordable? This is just putting more food out of the price range of people living poverty, not making healthy food any more accessible.

I have so many issues with the way this is reported.

Honestly, I think it's great that maybe people will eat healthier because of this. But on the other side of things, seriously? The government is now going to try to influence what you eat? It strikes me as similar to the whole soda-size ban in NYC, which I believe got struck down as exceeding the health…

I am pro-tipping and pro-tipping generously but 30% as a minimum is nutty.

I have had those I WILL DIE IF I DON'T FIND THE CAT moments. Then you do and you never knew you could hate and love something so much all at once.

AHHH I am so excited I might just forgive my cat!

Fun fact: Anybody who writes or utters the phrase "I want the purity of my daughters protected" in regards to a bra commercial is going to be a grandparent at 35.

Malarkey is a fabulous word, along with shenanigans, balderdash, and brouhaha. "Bullshit" is quick and easy, but there are so many other, interesting word choices out there!

Agreed! Every week, I thought, get a normal hairstyle, and then maybe I'll be interested in you ctiticizing someone else. But Joan loved her, for some reason. And I just hated the way she threw Giuliana Rancic under the bus this week. She's worked with the woman for five years. A statement of, "I know her well,…

If they're fighting over Left Shark, I think a bloodfeud is warranted.

"You're gonna need a bigger ego"

It's like they told them both to smoulder at the camera. At different cameras. In different rooms.

Exactly! Of course, there are all of his other imaginary wives to deal with, but I'll save that problem for another day.

Sometimes I genuinely feel bad for Dornan because I think this movie has the potential to really hurt his rep and then I remember that I'm feeling bad for a successful underwear model who just made a ton of money.

So when I pretend to be married to a famous actor NOT THAT I EVER DO THAT YOU GUYS, I also pretend There Are No Sex Scenes because I think I really would stress over them like crazy.

This is the love child of Seth Rogen and James Franco.