I think Kylo has the opposite problem.

Sorry, gang, my fault. I sarcastically asked if Coldplay could get any worse on this album and the universe obviously took it as a challenge. Oops.

Not to mention that the officer who was killed was himself a devout Christian who was not in favor of abortion, but he did his job and gave his life trying to protect the people in that clinic, because that’s part of being a fucking professional.

I miss fat Adam.

I literally can't believe they're folding the Vane. Mersereau was a triple threat talent—an expert, a fluent and charming writer, AND prolific.

Not gonna lie. Love Anthony Bourdain. And quite like Ina Garten’s recipes and this little “jab” amuses me to no end. There is something WEIRD about her personality and her “friends” and the way the whole show is shot. I’m sure she’s lovely and she makes damn good food, but there’s something weird going on there and I…

Like Ricky Gervais, Richman became such a dick when he lost weight

I mean - yeah Guy Fieri is an easy target, but “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo” is awesome and hilarious

He really did turn into a tool, didn’t he? Too bad- he seemed like a fun guy in his show’s heyday.

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

Say what you will about Guy Fieri, but that man is living his best life. Look at that man’s happiness! He exudes pure, unbridled joy! I don’t get it, but I’m not gonna knock him for it.

I’m guessing needles because I’m sure when he has been royally fucked up, he hasn’t been all, “Jeeves! Fetch me a fresh needle!”

His words are ALWAYS poetry.

It still has to be terrifying revealing something so personal to the world, regardless of how long he’s been in the industry.

But, but, but.. Jeremy Northam.

Every single time I see a picture of this face, a quiet little voice inside me goes “ugh, shut the fuck up.”

I love this photo so much

NOT THE FIRST FALL AT THE OSCARS. I WILL NEVER BACK DOWN.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA ARGUE ABOUT THEN??

Alright. Let me sit you down and tell you a thing. So “Baby It’s Cold Outside” was written in 1944 and it’s about a man and a woman discussing ways they can spend the night together because they are unmarried and doing so back then would be hugely disastrous socially for the woman. They come up with excuses they can…