Next Bob will demand an apology from anyone who has suggested his young girlfriend is only with him for his money.

For all the Patriots playoff games this year, my sons and I have all donned our No. 12 Tom Brady jerseys. We wore them because Brady is so darn good, so darn handsome

"Can you imagine the scenario where the umpire goes to spot the ball and "feels" like the ball is underinflated and decides to stop the game to weigh the ball just to make sure? "

My take as someone whose officiated.

When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

It doesn't even have to be as severe as abuse. I'm a pretty successful adult, if by which you mean good job, happily married, great kid, no addiction or alcoholism. But my mom's tendency to minimize anyone else's emotions and make everything about her* left me with some issues as an adult - I'm extremely sensitive to…

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."

Agreed. Bruce Jenner is a fucking American treasure.

Their cover is just as the prophecy foretold! REPENT! REPENT!

Who is Kendall's ghostwriter, Pippa Middleton?

Thank you! Here's an otter for your troubles.

I would honestly rather have my fingernails pulled than be subject to this level of personal management. Given the choice between Hell or being a member of a sorority I would choose Hell in an instant, unless Hell is actually one huge sorority where it is rush week all the time.

Other than InTouch being assholes, and Kris having the emotional development of a 10 year old, my main takeaway from this is that Khloe is great.

I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

This is a little off-topic, but... I had a friend who showed up to my father's funeral wearing jeans and work boots. Because that's what he wears for his job. He took his lunch break two hours early so he could come and pay his respects and I thought it was lovely. He made an effort to be there for my family and we…

"Oh, it wasn't jeans? Well, wouldn't surprise me if she did wear them!"

I just can't with this. You know what's disrespectful? Turning your fucking back on the Mayor of New York because you're upset that he, what? Talked about having to protect his son from police violence? Fuck right off with your jeansgate.

I am almost willing to play single JUST TO FIND OUT THE NAME OF HIS BLOG. I bet my husband would support me in this.

Here's my issue: we know he doesn't really look like this in real life. Like, sure, those photos are attractive, but in reality, this is what Justin Bieber looks like (photos from Dec 2014):