is that how you got this job?

Know how I know you’ve never been out of a city? You think you and Jerrah are talking about the same kind of pigs.

Because Media Law & Ethics isn’t a class you take when you major in English or History.

This reminds me of when I was 7, my friend asked if I wanted any “boner candy” and when I asked what a boner was, he just laughed at me. His older brother had played that trick on him only that morning.

You know, this is all moot if Kaepernick would just put the American flag pin on his shoulder pads like a good patriot.

“Call me a coward. Please. I’ll be mama’s little pissboy, just say it.”

I’m sure that’s what happened!

“Or is this a new group who doesn’t understand basic grammar rules as it relates to black lives?”

Hey they’re already off to a 1-0 start thanks to a...uh, 7-3 win over Tulane.

A populist who hates the people, truly the noblest of positions.

He’s using his “instructions to the maid” voice.

What if we just turn the lights off so when he gets back he thinks we’re asleep and goes to his room quietly?

On the “Talented/Asshole” scale, she’s got to be in the top right corner with Clemens, Jordan and Bonds. So I guess there’s progress in that.

It’s a cheap apartment when you’ve already saved

Even when things go your way, you manage to complain.

Ah damn, Rodney Harrison has early onset Emmittsmithitis.

You have a cop talking about watching the children, no, sorry, blacks at his kid’s school like hawks, and people wonder why black people might not trust the police when they say, “Don’t blame us for the racial divide.”

The problem with calling this racist is implying that it’s anything at all.

Hey, you got the joke! 10 points for you!

J.J. Watt for starters.