And they can bite you!

That’s only a trophy wife if compared to Honey Boo-Boo.

Why don't you just kill yourself?

Can you even bake a cake with jet fuel?

That's why they never close!

Coke is like meth for rich people.

That child’s head must weigh a great deal.

“Queso” is Spanish for “cheese”. So these people are barking about the dish at the one restaurant they first had it at. It could be Limburger with Cheez-Whiz on it and it would still be queso.

Or spinach.

Because.

Because cod is dead.

It was an old joke of WC Fields about water v booze. The poor lady was trying to be nice to the mean server.

who’s going to clean up this hot trail of soup you made???

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Please, please not again. I'm still raw from the stew.

Stew is a really ugly word. But not as sex-nasty as “slaw”.

You monster!

If my mother or someone I liked fed me soup I would try really hard not to throw it up.

Some soup is. Sigh.