Qi’ra and Han have a child out there somewhere. You can’t tell me otherwise.

I kinda agree with you.   With these Disney+ shows though they are saying they are more like limited series that tell one story.  So it may work.  If this takes off maybe we get more Solo stories.  Or maybe some Lando stories.  

I was sucking on a Werther’s Original and I almost just died, thanks.

You take such a large collection of white men and put them in a place, you’re gonna get a solid display of just the worst fucking facial hair you’ve ever seen.  

Whose Disgusting Baseball Hair Is This?

Look at these lightweights.  Only frisbee dog can handle the dank buds.

-10 points for the missed opportunity to use 'PedophIsland' 

And as long as he’s complaining about the poem being “revisionist” and not reflecting the actual meaning of the statue, and should therefore be changed/ignored....

You know this isn’t Twitter, right?

I’m sure there’s still some evidence left for the FBI to destroy. Why else would they be going?

Junior continues to find new ways to disguise that chin.

First of all, how the fuck do you “catch and release” while spearfishing?

If it is a bone in porkchop I, and my entire will eat at least a large portion of it with my hands. Clearly that’s how they were serving them here. Also, that is a damn good looking pork chop.

No, Episode 3 has the high ground.

You could work on your movement, game sense, and aim all you want, but at the end of the day what’s the point when you can just strap on a jotunn or erentil or whatever and do the same thing?

How do you let a dude in flip-flops suplex you?!

I know how he feels. I’ve fallen for the “down low-too slow” move from my daughter at least a dozen times this year. And she always slaps me when I miss.

Dustin Diamond with gout.

Why were they interviewing post-bender mark Zuckerberg about barstool sports

If you ever need motivation to swear off drinking for the rest of your life, just take a close look at the skin around this guy’s nose.