Wait. No Max Rebo Band Karaoke? COME ON! 

The cart is a Granny Goodness hot dog brand: the whole thing is a long play by the forces of Apokalips!

“So and so confirmed” is my got to joke in a post wandavision world. I watched falcon/winter soldier this morning and can confidently say Namor is the big bad, you know why? There was a boat in it.

And if so, how come his other clothing survived?

Oooh, that joke was the Durst.

...and the chocolate starfish?

Snyder did a bunch of unnecessary slow mo shit to introduce a character we all know already?

I have some shocking news for you: Capitalists are going to raise prices whether the wage goes up or not. The wage hasn’t been raised in for-fucking-ever and prices have still gone up. Prices for fast food in Europe (with a much higher minimum wage) are negligibly higher. Your plan just guarantees that fewer people…

The red state, following what their constituents want excuse from moderates is a red herring, raising the minimum wage polls well even in West Virginia. Actually a lot of more economically progressive policies tend to poll reasonably well even with Republicans. Flordia passed a 15 dollar minimum wage by 60% and went…

This bill is supported by 59% of Republicans. “They’re from red states” is absolutely not an excuse for any of them. They ought to be falling all over themselves to vote for it as is, yesterday. This isn’t taking away guns, or banning fracking, or defunding the police, or some other controversial thing. It is the…

The Boogaloo joke has never been funny. It’s why right wingers like it so much.

Agatha clearly doesn’t know what love is and wants Wanda and Vision to show her.

“That makes two Visions.”

Here it is in .gif format:

Baby Yoda closing his dome is def my new go-to NOPE gif.

Imagine the 1986 movie in CG.

You’re missing out.  It was a fun movie.  Ewan McGregor steals every damn scene he is in.

Dear WB/DC,