Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

Shoot, and Coca Cola just named “Thursday” as the official ‘Soda Day’.

well it seemed to be 100% intentional and purposeful? I would hope she makes most people uncomfortable since she is clearly a sociopath.

Yep. Nonsensical.

A Shane Black movie where Riggs & Murtaugh have flying robot suits and are played by Robert Downey Jr. and Don Cheadle? What kind of asshole wouldn’t be excited about that?

Why wouldn’t we have been excited for Iron Man 3?

She’s flogged that corpse so much her LinkedIn profile lists “Grave Robber” as a newly acquired skill.

Ha. The only part of a seder Meghan McCain could play is the bitter herb.

Wow, Mr. Roth doing an antisemitism by not mentioning her frequent invocation of that traditional Jewish prayer, “I am John McCain’s daughter.”

Meghan McCain is so goyish she puts mayonnaise on pastrami sandwiches.

Wow! That’s some serious white fragility on display there. I’m surprised it hasn’t devolved into froth-mouthed yelling of racial slurs.

That just put my bets from 50/50 to 100/0 in the pats favor.

Whereas a rando homer signing up for a burner account just to make it clear to everyone that he’s completely missed the joke is extremely original and cool.

*Ahem*

There were more direct ways to ask Bridget Moynahan to the station’s holiday party, Mike.

I wish I could rewind/replay and see the different reactions for a dozen different chyrons.

But I loved him in Weekend at Kroenke’s. 

I swear it’s like he cobbled together that goddamn hairpiece by hanging out near a storm drain and piecing together any hair that washes out.

He’s out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field...