hey man I make blogger money $800 ain’t cheap 

I’m surprised you lasted 7000 miles.

I know it probably feels that way. But, from the outside looking in; you didn’t lose a “good” friend.

I am so glad that I’m done with the weddings part of my life. My wife used to get pissed at me when I would call wedding invitations bills.

If a couple is worried about saving money, then just elope and have your reception at a goddamn Chilis.  

I don’t really follow tennis, but I enjoy these clips because I like to pretend the players are tiny little athletes playing on a normal-sized ping pong table.

There has been no word on Gritty’s involvement.

It’s a shame, really.  The entire city is a wasteland of burning barrels and dog soldiers.  Thanks, Obama.  

not shown, these guys later wheezed the juice.

Don’t tape me bro!

The world continues to shoo away Todd Barry.

Also reinforces my belief that Deadspin horrible Thanksgiving stories are the best. 

I would not be shocked if you told me that this diaper had not been changed all week. It exploded.

Christ, if I could go a day without someone saying that...

I wasn’t prepared for that many shits! I mean, the diaper exploding was just the appetizer.

Buffalo made the playoffs last year after winning 9 games.

Fuck Ray Lewis forever.

She has thrown that combo before, it was loaded and ready to go.

Tale as old as time