Oh and Ride The Ducks!

So they wanted to make sure the Patriots knew where the ball was? “Do they see us?.....Do they see us yet?......okay, now!”

That shirtless guy’s just WAITING for a hand. You gonna leave his crack hanging??

I can’t remember what episode of How Did This Get Made it was, but woods porn was addressed. That was where you got nudity.

“demonstrate that he is clearly a runner.”

Hell, Axl Rose woulda handled that shit himself.

It’s about integrity. You’re suspended.—Roger Goodell

Goddammit, The Best Show needs sponsors!

Bylines and how to avoid them.

That’s not the Cardinals Way.

Gold. Bitchy homophobic gold.

You have to live with being you. It can’t be easy.

What the Christ???

“See how my arm is? See how my-no, look at me, man. See how my arm is? That’s what your shin looks like.”

The difference is that I suspect Russell Wilson fully believes it.

TURKEY TROTS TO WATER GG FROM CINCPAC ACTION COM THIRD FLEET INFO COMINCH CTF SEVENTY-SEVEN X WHERE IS RPT WHERE IS TASK FORCE THIRTY FOUR RR THE WORLD WONDERS

“See also: Chappie, Butter, Movie 43.”