The FUCK?

LORD that’s drunk.

Oh boo hoo. Christ.

Birdman: Listen, Zorak, don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

My seventh grade English teacher was a hardcore fan and that happened to be 1986. Hell of a year to get introduced! I’m now in my sixth year of saying “Mets in ‘1-!”, but will I stop? No.

“You’d like bigger bread?”

Rationing never ended.

Where’s Busy Bee?? COACH!!! WHERE’S MY BUSY BEE???

Jesus Of Fucking Christland

Well done.

or Francis Buxton

Wooooooooow.

Also, as try-hard as his appearance here is...he looks nothing like Philippe Petit did. Great idea!

Whatever.

“DID I MENTION ZAT AH AM FRENCH???” is what I’m getting from whatever is happening with his face there.

Do people know you can exercise at home for free?

You know Jay don’t care.

“a disappointingly large number of men still don’t know what to do with a clitoris when they come across one.”