Classic. Total classic.
Servo Academy
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That’s Putin stylee.
Won it four years runnin’!
No.
Here comes the beersplaining.
“Oh, he’s watching that new ‘Days Of Future Past’ trailer.”—standing at the sink last winter in my library’s public bathroom.
“The Scariest Village Person”
The Patriots superfan always denies being a Patriots superfan, he’s just sayin’...
You replied to my question elsewhere. Put it on fried rice, huh?
What are they supposed to be for? Is there a Chinese dish that calls for it?
JUST for s’mores? Who the hell made that rule? No, marshmallows aren’t raw pork, they’re marshmallows! They’re done!
Crispy Ronaldo? Ick nast.
“They lined us up in front of a hundred yards of prime rib. All of us, you know, looking at it? Magnificent. Magnifique. Next thing, they’re throwing the meat into these big cauldrons.
Within an episode of Great Bits.
I don’t care, I don’t like avocados so I’m not eating it anyway.
I know I couldn’t take it for more than a couple of days, so this is top-notch vicarious fun.
“In the song ‘Don’t You Want Me’ by the Human League, I’ve always been unsure whom to root for”
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VICIOUS