The cost (and/or emotional toll)/benefit thing just doesn’t add up.

“Remember! Cat meeting at 3!”

“The staff of Deadspin discussed cats in its staff chatroom”

And don’t go to Disneyland. Because that was NOT cool.

“No money in the cure, the money’s in the medicine.”

NEVER SAY DIE, IRON EAGLE!!!

Not adequate.

Well, No.

I got yelled at the same way. Nope, you passed it.

This must be another in my “are guys really like that?” (The answer is always yes but I’m always surprised)

Fair enough. My talent is discovering oil stains as the dark color of a shirt fades around it.

Does it need to be, like, within hours of the staining?

Who are you, Shailene Woodley??

If there’s a spot for it it’s going to hold onto the fabric softener until later. You can go ahead and load it in.

Boston is always hovering around the top.

The first shirt is okay...wait, is that elastic on the pant cuffs???