Still looking for that high five.

I’ve thought the same thing about how The Daily Show has frequently taken breaks JUST as shit goes down.

Is nothing ever good news?

Also, it’s annoying that I’m really good at “Ashes To Ashes” and “China Girl” because a lot of the singing takes place below the bar’s volume.

It’s not a secret but George Michael’s “One More Try” is my can’t lose if the track I picked won’t play.

The West Virginians of Heinz Field are saying “See?? It’s....okay, not JUST us.”

The readers are taking this well.

Throw the savior a BONE here, Jesus!

How dare you be reasonable!

Knee jerk outrage after any given incident. Those people are a drag.

1. Cut a hole in a loaf

Also I got off lightly with my grandmother forcing stuffed cabbage on me.

So you’re saying don’t hate the player, hate the game?

Like a Facebook friend you hide because there’s gonna be an “open letter” minutes after something vaguely controversial happens in the world.

“Pump it, kid! Over the top! Pump it!”

I was there last July, having vowed never to return in the summer, because Nick Cave wasn’t coming any closer. Once I started sweating I never actually dried off until about 2 a.m.

Fuck THAT, it’s hot outside.