I am the director of education at a VFX school where students have to take physics, scripting, and coding right alongside figure drawing, landscape painting, and storytelling. I think you might be a bit out of touch when it comes to what ‘the arts in education’ means in 2016, but if you’ve ever played a video game,…

I give huge snaps to any performer who can take something overproduced and plastic they were forced to do and turn it into scrappy, tuneful, rough and tumble fun like this. I hope she shows ‘em all you can’t keep a good woman down.

You’re not the king of Dirk!

*crying laughing*

If anybody over in the room at Disney has any brains at all, they’ll tap Jennifer Lee to do it.

I totally didn’t because I was totally drunk at the party! And, at the time, I was, like, sick of busting ass for celebs doing incredibly dumb PA-style shit, so I wasn’t about to go above and beyond. So I never met her. I blew it!

Winona makes fetch happen.

I used to work in PR and once my boss found me at a party - this was before cell phones, I have no frigging idea how she did it - and told me Winona was in town for 2 nights and desperately needed nail polish, and was freaking out because she didn’t know what to get or where to get it, and could I get some for her,…

Also recommended, in the same vein: my friend’s design on TeeFury -

Me too, I eated leftover squash soup and made a humungous grilled cheez with manchego and parmesan in it. HNGGGG

...and then, several hours later, I was furious with myself for not waiting. So I had to defrost leftover birthday cake from July.

You’ve seen ‘Chef,’ right? When he makes the grilled cheese and shares it with his son? And there’s strings of cheese like 2 feet long coming out of the sandwich? And the bread is encrusted with browned butter? And why am I still writing this and not in the kitchen?

I didn’t make pie, exactly - I made a baked pear tart in a cast-iron dutch oven (mic drop) - which I am currently eating out of a semi-dirty tupperware because I can’t even wait to put it on a plate. I was gonna save half of the leftover for after leftover-dinner, but I don’t think that’s happening.

I have 2 memories which have gone a long way towards me finding this holiday a total waste of energy: 1, my brother puking over the table so hard that the Thanksgiving dinner was awash in his barf, and 2, my mother pitching such a fit in the kitchen that she threw a hot saucepan full of gravy at my dad and me. So,…

Since I work in H’wd, the idea of trying to park over by Runyon and then throw elbows with fucking hipsters and body-obsessed bitches and their off-leash dogs has never sounded appealing to me for the 20 years I’ve lived in LA. I commend your efforts. Instead, my Insta is full of pics of me ‘hiking’ with my horse up…

I have this on a tshirt and it ALWAYS gets the compliments.

I know he ‘sings all the time,’ but even listening to that short clip, after reading this post, gave me many feels.

She does. You ain’t trippin. Other side is first, then outside.

FOR LOOOOOCALS OOOONLY!

Just this morning as I drove to work I was thinking about Bubbles (boring commute) and realizing the exact same thing.