He did the same thing when Stewart and Kelly are making out in 'Rear Window.' The rule was, no kiss longer than 3 seconds permitted. Jeff keeps interrupting the kiss by asking terrifying questions about murder and Lisa parries him off. You can time it, it's perfect. Such a witty way to get around the big dumb…

The correct answer is you are right.

Which would have destroyed my life.

Fair nuff!

How are the earrings or the bow any different from the leather shoes on your feet? (Unless you're vegan and don't wear leather.) Still animal skin, one just hasn't been treated to remove the pelt.

Molly Ringwald WUT. Respeck.

My grandma could type 95 words a minute on the manual typewriter she used to type up Dewey Decimal cards for the local library. She taught me on hers, so that by the time I had to take typing in school (Olds [TM]) on an electric, I could hit like 110 words a minute without errors. But that's still nothing compared to…

Thank you!! :)

This'll be a song sung many times in this thread, I'm sure, but as a graduate of both a women's college (Wellesley) and 2 co-ed universities for advanced degrees, the all-women's classroom environment remains the most potent learning experience I have ever had. No other classroom - regardless of how skilled or…

Holy shit!? That's REALLY bad. Sorry, whoever does that, but Ortberg you ain't.

I love in that shot that Lady Mary Snotsville is still in character!

And also - I've mentioned this before here - he's one of the friendliest, nicest guys in Hollywood - he works out at the gym next to my school. That King Arthur movie looks fucking ridiculous but I'll see the shit out of it just like I watched every single bloody episode of SoA!

I love your description of yourself as a 'swaying colossus of flat white child' because that was me, too, nearly 6' tall at age 13 which was, clearly, the end of my dance career.

So was I. The woman's more articulate than I am.

Khaleesi owns the Showcase Showdown, mofos.

Straight G. Zero fucks given. Reminds me of a demonic version of those bonkers Nick Cave pieces from a few years ago:

It's a good thing they'd be in a hospital, then!

If all 4 of those gentlemen showed up at a children's ward in full costume there would be an extinction-level-event.

I worked for his publicist back in the day and yes, confirmation: in the top 5 of genuinely nice celebs.

Yeah, where is that? Certainly NOT the library where I got zero work done because lavender = napping, not studying.