My cat steals them and buries them in the kitty litter. I don't know why.

Taco Bell has surpassed American Mex, Tex Mex, or even near Mex. It’s random shit put together.

My stove plays music! It makes sense because I’m always in the kitchen. It sounds like the ringtone of a classic Nokia phone but I'm a lady so what do I care?

“Compassionate conservative”

Fellow librarian here. We have a small group of kids/family that come in every day after school and stay until we close at 8. They all sit at the same table every day with their school issued computers and do their homework together. Very well behaved and smart kids. Always very friendly and quiet, respecting the…

Better Felonies, Better Pizza.

I’m high functioning on the spectrum and I’m tired of it as being an excuse for asshole behavior.

I see how it is; me and my very important opinions about JJ Abrams are grey, but the Marc Jacob conspiracy theorist is in the black. Fine.

This take is dumb as fucking dog shit.

Typical left-wing Gawker blog. We can’t just call it Christmas color blindness anymore, guys??

The worst part is that there is no reason a superhero or sci fi character in a fake futuristic galaxy nothing like our own needs to be White. There is no racial or ethnic component that is central to the character’s reason for acting a particular way, unless imposed by the creator in the first place.

True story - my mom and grandma have curly hair. My grandma had always gotten shit at jobs for her hair. When she finally got a union job, she wore a straight wig for her entire probationary period (a few months?) ad then the day after her probation was up, she wore her real hair to work and they couldn't say a damn…

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It's a dumb protest because you're still giving them your business.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

I understand what you’re saying. I don’t live in the childlike naive world you think I do. You aren’t telling me anything I haven’t already thought about.

And literally every thing you eat is laced with semen. Not the least bit because your face is constantly getting jizzed on.

Scientists are usually the first to admit when they don’t know something, because not knowing something is like, the entire basis of our occupation.

We had one like that. (We had to put him on a diet, but it was only to get him down to 25 pounds from 28.) He was part Maine Coon, and also, I think, part Buick.

After seeing her her in action yesterday, I can’t think of anybody else running that is better equipped to deal with Putin.