shaving babies' asscracks is a time honored Italian tradition. Hate on, hairless haters.

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it.

Bullshit. Going to this kind of restaurant is like going to the Louvre and asking them to hang up some fucking Thomas Kinkade paintings. You're asking for an experience they don't fucking offer. Go somewhere that does, and stop wasting people's time.

I worked for about three years after college as a barista for a local chain of coffee shops, and while the job itself could be pretty shitty I was lucky to have the most amazing group of coworkers you could ask for. People tended to stick around that company for a while, so we were essentially a big family and if you…

In addition to all the other dumb ass reasons, when gay men marry straight women it's selfish. They condemn a woman to the heartache and pain of being in a long term relationship with a partner who will never be attracted to them; which, rationalize all you like, is incredibly undermining of self confidence. It's one…

Ex-Mormon here, living in Salt Lake City. I have seen this happen with gay men and women, and the hetero spouse ends up lonely, depressed, and crushed by the lie. To say nothing of the childrens' confusion when the gay parent sometimes comes out, or turns to a secret, personally and religiously shameful life. It's bad…

This happened with my ex*. His explanation was that she had been bitten by a poisonous snake, but didn't know WHERE she was bitten exactly, so she took her clothes off to find out where it was. The girl he was with had no voice, all she could do was point and make noises, so he took his clothes off to make it more…

After an illness that essentially fried part of my brain, I had to reteach myself to organize and keep my house together — a year ago this place could have been considered a fledgling hoarder's nest. My path to getting and keeping the house away from a state mandated inspection (and to keep my friends from calling CPS…

You should really look up the statistics on how often women report false accusations vs. the total number of rapes (not to mention the huge number that go unreported).

she was too drunk/high to give consent

Congratulations, this is the most boring comment in the history of comments.

Proud to say I have whittled out all of the mediocre-t0-shitty "friends" over the last 2 years. I also dumped shitty abusive relatives. Very very very hard work. Painful, seriously, but so worth it. My self-esteem, self-awareness, and boundaries are at an all time high and I have almost no fear of anything.

Jeez, the guys who calls the woman "mercurial" is a laugh as they go from, "HEY SEXY" to "FUCK YOU BITCH."

My Southern Baptist mom gave my daughter (age 5) a "My First Bible" picture book last Xmas (I'm an Atheist). I asked my kid what she thought of it, and she said, "The lions are boring. They don't eat anyone."

Still cheaper then what a steak should cost if it weren't for the tax subsidies the meat industry gets. The fuckers who eat meat are the real welfare state!

Did you not want a real answer? Because Fluffy told you the truth. Restaurant work is HARD. It's physically demanding with long hours on your feet. And if your ultimate goal is to own your own restaurant, you need to learn how to run a small business because it's only tangentially about food. You'll spend most of your…

"I didn't read the story, but it wasn't funny."

You asked. I answered. Sorry if the tone/response is not to your liking.

I always find it so impressive when young people have the maturity to realize that they're still maturing. It's this weird dichotomy that I wish I had been able to balance when I was a teenager.

Chris Brown and Drake should date