I have perfected the art of flipping off co-workers. What you do is grab a folded piece of paper - a take-out menu from your desk is perfect - and hold it between your fingers with your middle finger behind it and all your other fingers hidden in front. Then you hold it toward the offending co-worker at arm's length…

@bexb1103: Flick-off sounds like you threw a booger at them.

@Seize: If I could promote your comment, I would. Twice!

@Triphena: Now they will always distract me, too.

@therewillcomesoftrains: Well, 0.7734!

And...that's how you pronounce Who Dat!

@unsecretcrush: Yay for smart husbands!

@WillowWeen: I just watched that; that's sick.

Both the men in my house are rolling their eyes at those, too. The only one we've liked so far is the Bud Light autotune one.

I think #17 was written by my mom.

@badluckgirl: A Guy's Guide to Kitchen Appliances Did you know that you can bake things at different temperatures?

@LucilleBluth: After I googled "what is the obama deception about" and found this lovely site, I must agree. From the site: "The Obama phenomenon is a hoax carefully crafted by the captains of the New World Order...International bankers purposefully engineered the worldwide financial meltdown to bankrupt the nations…

@alltheteainchina: My cats lick each other, love to leap over the furniture, and are fascinated with lizards. Yep, cats are just like women!

@blue_streak: But in the spirit of full disclosure, I did forget about a contraceptive sponge in once, until my period started. It took a day or so before I figured out why my discharge was so weird. And my fingers are shorter than my vaginal canal, so.

@Clarissima: Clarissima has been rendered speechless.

@caddiewoodlawn: Hortense went on vacation, so Moe and Megan are filling in just for the weekend. I wish they could stay, though. I miss them both!

@inkyhand: She's awesome. I'm always quoting "The Way We Never Were" to people.

@rixatrix: She's made of pixelated pontillation!

When this song was on the radio, I totally thought the lyrics were "she wore a raspberry parfait" and imagined a beautiful woman with a swirl of pink jello pudding on her head.

I've alternated between being a SAHM and a Mom with a paycheck over 17 years (3 stints as a SAHM, 2 stints as a MWAP), and I hate how other SAHM and MWAPs compete with each other. It's thoughtless and unproductive.