You guys like doing this in the comments of stories like this, and while I appreciate your ideological purity, I don’t legally get to call things rape when no one is, as yet, being charged with rape. The woman involved has said the encounters were consensual — although we can argue about that too, because, my God,…

It does kind of make you wonder what will happen when he reads a third book.

Guys, stop flagging Samer’s comments. I’m not going to ban him.

“Frelee is the reason that I survived my naturopath,”

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

So all it takes to forgive poisoning an entire American city is tweeting out an obviously contrived photo op?

If they don’t call this technology “Googly Eyes,” they’re completely insane.

This reasoning explains the existence of Skyline Chili.

• No

True, but this man did get out of an underwater car and then ask if he should get back inside.

Not pictured: Hand commits suicide

Pictured: Man pleasured by invisible hand

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

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I just feel like, if this is how she writes everything, no wonder life is a struggle.

Yeah....I don’t even know what this was really about. I understand all the words used but they don’t actually mean anything. Like wtf is this:

I know these letters and most of the words, but I can’t tell what they are trying to say.

If you’re the kind of jerkass who is constantly looking for reasons to slag women’s college basketball, you could point to UConn’s wire-to-wire dominance as a sign that the sport is stale and boring.

“We’re not big on school. I told my wife, ‘He’s going to learn a lot more useful information in the clubhouse than he will in the classroom, as far as life lessons.’ “